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The Beaver King Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Ahoy there, fellow dam builders and river enthusiasts! Feast your eyes on the one and only Beaver King, decked out in a regal crown and splashed with red, black, silver, and gold for maximum beaver bling!This buck-toothed monarch is the ruler of the wetlands, the king of the lodge, and the lord of the lumberyard. With his sharp wits and even sharper teeth, he leads his beaver subjects to glory and prosperity, and woe be unto any foolish humans who try to stand in his way!And that crown, oh that crown! It's a true masterpiece of beaver engineering, constructed with twigs, mud, and a few choice river rocks for added pizzazz. It gleams and glitters in the sun, casting a dazzling reflection on the water and making all the other beave...

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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